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🎮🔮 Episode Part 2 – Preview Introduction (for Game Site)
Title: “Episode Part 2: Return to the Realms of Ridiculous”
Intro Text (use on site or video caption):
Dive back into the chaos of timelines, trickery, and toe-curling quantum truths in Episode Part 2 of Ab’Ba’ijji. This time, the players aren’t just flipping cards—they’re flipping dimensions. Will the Chosen escape the figure-8 loop? Will the Judge laugh at a fish joke? Will Say Tony A explain the timeline collapse again… backwards?
Load up your moondeck, tighten your helmet, and get ready to battle the absurd with a 20-sided dice and questionable fashion choices.
Ab’Ba’ijji isn’t just a game. It’s a state of entangled mind.
🎣🤣 “Humor Me Minute” – Silly Meme + Fish Story
Meme Title: “Yeah Right… That Fish Was THIS Big!”
Visual (caption for a meme): A cartoon fish with eyes bugged out and a caption like:
“So I told the interdimensional judge it was this big… and he hit me with a dimension fine for **exaggeration across galaxies.”
🧑⚖️🐟 = 🕳️🌀💸
“Now I’m on trial in Book 7, Scene 3, and my only witness is a goldfish with memory issues.”
Spoken 45-sec “Humor Me Minute” Script (Judge + Fish Scene):
🎙️ Your Honor, I swear I caught a fish this big—
👨⚖️ “Sir, the dimensions of your claim exceed the space-time bounds of Sector 4C.”
🧍♂️ “But the fish winked at me and said, ‘You’ll understand in Book 12.’”
👨⚖️ “That’s what they all say.”
🐠 (cut to fish blowing bubbles)
👨⚖️ “Let the record show: Exhibit A is just a wet thumb.”
🎲 Roll a 20 to prove you weren’t dreaming in a timeline collapse… or just accept your fate as bait.
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